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My Hockey Team Played Koozie

CHF 7.28

Win, lose, tie, or “please don’t ask about the score,” you showed up. And honestly? That feels drink-worthy.

This black collapsible koozie features the Chicago Pride Hockey logo on one side and the very reasonable statement: “My Hockey Team Played So I Deserve This Drink” on the other. Perfect for post-game hangs, tournament weekends, parking lot celebrations, emotional recovery, and anyone who believes that simply playing beer league hockey is enough to earn a cold beverage.

Keeps your drink cold. Keeps your hand cozy. And keep your hockey gay!

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More details
  • Made from neoprene
  • Waterproof
  • Dual-side customization
  • Ribbed seams
  • Regular dimensions: 5″ (12 cm) in height, 4″ (10 cm) in diameter
  • Slim dimensions: 6.5″ (17 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8 cm) in diameter
  • Spot clean as needed
Size & Fit
  • Regular dimensions: 5″ (12 cm) in height, 4″ (10 cm) in diameter
  • Slim dimensions: 6.5″ (17 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.